Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Brilliant Email

The following email sent to NV Access administration yesterday is an amazing mastery of politeness, eloquence, intellect and linguistic ability. I've reproduced it verbatim below, except for the obfuscation of some words for reasons that will become clear as you read. Enjoy!
From: Dave. I lost my cookie at the disco. <computerguy125@****>
To: admin@****
Date: Sun, 13 Feb 2011 23:40:16 -0500
Subject:

hEY MOTHER F****R YOU SCREWED UP MY LAPTOP.  fIX YOUR SCREEN READER.  bLIND ASS MOTHER F****R.  f***ING BLINKY.  cHANGE YOUR SHORTCUT KEY SO IT DOESN'T CONFLICT WITH SYSTEM ACCESS TOO.  yOU DON'T KNOW THAT THEN LOOK IT UP.  mOTEHR F****R.

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1 comment:

  1. Wow, some people are just plain rude. They need a life.

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